Pretty much just nerding out through comics, progressive politics and activism, queerity, and various fandoms. Currently heavy on the DCU, though you should see A:tLA, Harry Potter, and anything Whedon.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Put It In Writing
Title: Put it in Writing
Summary: Dick is an epic troll, discovered one Sunday morning by his long-suffering family.
Characters: Damian, Tim, Alfred, Dick, Bruce, and some brief Jason.
Notes: I just have this head-cannon that Dick is like, the biggest troll ever. That, and he has a fondness for drawing on people.
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“Where is Grayson?”
Alfred paused in the process of cooking pancakes to face the source of commotion in the kitchen late that Sunday morning. Tim glanced up from his half eaten breakfast and the open newspaper on the table beside him. Both were greeted by a very angry, and rather tired looking, Damian. The pint-sized (though he was growing awfully fast) terror had his arms crossed over his chest and a signature scowl on his face.
“Good morning, Master Damian,” Alfred finally said, turning back to the frying pan and flipping one of the pancakes with practiced ease. Tim went back to eating but continued to watch Damian from the corner of his eye. “Can I interest you in some breakfast?”
Damian’s scowl deepened, if that was even possible. “Unless you’re serving me Grayson’s head on a plate, Pennyworth, I’m not interested.” And it looked like it was going to be surnames with everyone this morning.
So much approval.
(Screw, this is happening to you. That’s fair warning, right?)
Alfred Pennyworth - Comic Photoset
Alfred love! <3333 Because you’re super awesome Alfred. <333
As a comic fan, there are a lot of things I’m willing to forgo logic for
But when does Alfred Pennyworth sleep? He’s always there when any member of the Batfam needs him, he’s been seen giving wake-up calls to anyone who’s ever stayed in the Manor, and yet he’s never shown to be resting.
Conclusion: Alfred is The Perfect Human Specimen in All Of Comicdom.
True this.
How to Bother a Batman
anexorcist said: I’d love to see more batbros conspiring against Bruce or something or them just acting more like a family!!
Summary: Um. Coffee puns.
(Trolling is almost family bonding, right?)
Characters: Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Bruce, minor Alfred.(Note: I think most of the terms are pretty common, but if you’re confused, Google it or shoot me an ask. They are all coffee terms.)
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Quip, you need to read this!
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Oh, hey!
Dick by Zaataronpita
Slade by Lazerpegasus
Jason by Quipquipquip
Babs by Veliseraptor
Alfred by Enkaiein
Damian by Apostrophizing
Tea time with Alfred and Robins.
Alfred - Enkaiein
Damian - Apostrophizing
Dick - Zaataronpita
Jason - Quipquipquip
Photography - Roget
Tim makes up for not being included here. (Seriously, check that last link out.)
One of these things is not like the others …
Babs - Veliseraptor
Slade - Lazerpegasus
Rule 63!Jason Todd - Kitty
Alfred - Enkaiein
Dick - Zaataronpita
Damian - Apostrophizing
Jason’s already in the lead!
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I expect Batman and Robin #10 to go down pretty much like this.
#BRB CRYING
Alfred Catches Damian by Jordan Gibson
